hi there! welcome to my tumblr blog :) my identity shall remain a mystery, but i can tell you a bit about myself. i made this tumblr account to pretty much entertain myself on my free time. here, i like to post, blog, rant, and reblog anything that i find appealing and interesting, so feel free to peek around.


makemestfu:

So relatable blog :)

makemestfu:

So relatable blog :)


Jimmy you dumb shit

Jimmy you dumb shit

  • Expectations: Using the person next to you as a pillow.
  • Reality: Using the pillow next to you as a person.

hahaha yes! Tumblr is funny again :D 

ohmyybri:

Burning Desire - Lana Del Rey

soaprahwinfrey:

okay

soaprahwinfrey:

okay

cuteys:

amazing

cuteys:

amazing

a lot of couples seem to have a dog

but I think my boyfriend and I are going to get a fish. Much less commitment, easier to take care of, and I already got a small tank, heater, decorations, etc. But I still kind of would like a four-legged, furry vertebrate. However, dogs, especially puppies, cost a lot! At dinner the other night, our friend told us that the dog he got his gf cost $750. Our jaws dropped, eyes wide opened, and my boyfriend turned to me and said, “See? That’s why we can’t have a dog!” then he joked about getting a fish, which I was seriously considering, because of how easy they are to take care of. Then our other friend mentioned about how cactus are even easier to take care of, “You’d only have to water it once a week.” Then my boyfriend said, “Why don’t we each get a plant and see whose plant die first. The first one with the dead plant pay for the puppy.” And we all laughed. 

My roommate is awesome!

My roommate is awesome!